How to prevent the breeding of mosquito. / 16.8.07
How will you educate your neighbour in preventing the breeding of dengue whose daughter just gotten dengue haemorhage fever? (10 marks)
1)Ensure that all ponds contain healthy fishes swimming around.
2)Educate my neighbour on how a female aedes mosquito looks like.
3)Remember to ensure to inform the female aedes mosquito that you're are gay and only attracted to the male species. Change the gay to straight if you're female.
4)Administer insecticide when required. Add flame if necessary.
5)Ensure that your wedding band is prominent to show that you wont hanky panky with another female.
6)Ensure that even the youngest in the family have been educated on how to clap their hands.
7)Direct the mosquito to a nicer pig living nearby.
8)Ask her daughter to buy a pregnancy test kit to ensure that she is not pregnant to a mosquito.
9)Take a look at her daughter. The mosquito might have a pretty good reason on why she kiss her.
10)If all else fail, buy a new home. In the mean time, tell my neighbour that you have only 1 available bed for their daughter. She can stay at my house. My house no mosquito.
so teacher.. do i pass?
/Hopped!
11:22 PM
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